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brette ❁ ab canada ❁ queer
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transannecarson asked: i agree with the whole "dont call your friends your girlfriends if ur straight" but do you have any articulate points and reasons why? whenever i try to explain im just like "i dont like it and im gay. so"
well the main reason is “i’m gay and i don’t like it” but here’s some other reasons i put forth to my mom
- do you call your male friends your “boyfriends” then?
- are you dating this person? no? stop calling them that.
- it’s bad enough that people don’t believe i can be happy and “fulfilled” in a relationship with a woman but you delegitimizing the word “girlfriend” by using it in relation to your friends means people question and confuse my actual real relationship with friendship
- “girlfriend” and “boyfriend” have romantic connotations and they always have
- “friend” is faster to say and causes less confusion
it took… a lot of time for my mom to Get It
finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to
my gut feeling: don’t do it
me:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’ll do it
Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase